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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki about …

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trigonometry pedicures socialism the influence of the Mafia chronic alcoholism artificial intelligence the Monty Hall problem the neighbour's hedge quantum physics the heat death of the universe

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