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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Rt Hon
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
peace in the Middle East
alien life
fashion
game theory
fairies
renewable energy
lyme disease
hair loss
crystallography
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.