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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles about …

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Santa Claus Bitcoin black holes famous authors of the nineteenth century smart home gadgetry my use of offensive language the war on drugs renewable energy Game of Thrones self-driving cars

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