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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles about …

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the neighbour's hedge socialism molecular biology trigonometry the heat death of the universe voting demographics frisbees prison overpopulation astrophysics Richard Dawkins

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