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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mrs
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
theoretical linguistics
...foreign policy
prison overpopulation
the Easter bunny
mineralogy
skiing technique
peace in the Middle East
politics
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.