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I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mrs
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
voting demographics
game theory
Santa Claus
Donald Trump
alien life
quantum physics
yoga
high speed rail
the Kama Sutra
molecular biology
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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