Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles about …

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amazing investment opportunities equal rights Santa Claus skiing technique prison overpopulation ...foreign policy the surveillance state the Monty Hall problem the neighbour's hedge building regulations

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