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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Mr
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxation
electrical engineering
cytology
feminism
the influence of the Mafia
Richard Dawkins
skiing technique
public relations
wildfires
lyme disease
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.