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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins about …

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my use of offensive language hair loss the heat death of the universe climate change the Monty Hall problem cytology the influence of the Mafia antibiotic resistant bacteria biodiversity the birds and the bees

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