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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simba about …

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information theory the Easter bunny alien life quantum physics the influence of the Mafia the Kama Sutra the ageing population this amazing sponge recipe Game of Thrones Latin poetry

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