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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Rt Hon
Cuddles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
famous authors of the nineteenth century
alien life
the Easter bunny
ancient Greek mythology
taxation
game theory
renewable energy
hair loss
Buddha
climate change
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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