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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Dr
Cuddles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
how to make decent pastry
the ageing population
artificial intelligence
...foreign policy
electrical engineering
mineralogy
socialism
famous authors of the nineteenth century
antibiotic resistant bacteria
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.