Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles about …

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...sentient creatures the Kama Sutra plastic pollution socialism ancient Greek mythology high speed rail peace in the Middle East Buddha crystallography the neighbour's hedge

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