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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles about …

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the neighbour's hedge fashion taxation chronic alcoholism yoga this amazing sponge recipe the influence of the Mafia the Monty Hall problem quantum physics my use of offensive language

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