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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Lola
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
yoga
lyme disease
the Monty Hall problem
biodiversity
peace in the Middle East
the surveillance state
voting demographics
the influence of the Mafia
molecular biology
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.