Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola about …

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my use of offensive language ancient Greek mythology hair loss HDMI cables ...foreign policy the influence of the Mafia renewable energy Santa Claus earthquakes the Kama Sutra

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