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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Stink about …

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the war on drugs building regulations fibre optics the Kama Sutra the Monty Hall problem the neighbour's hedge taxation ...sentient creatures how to make decent pastry squirrels

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