Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink about …

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theoretical linguistics voting demographics airport flight paths squirrels wildfires Richard Dawkins antibiotic resistant bacteria this amazing sponge recipe the neighbour's hedge lyme disease

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