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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Miss
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
amazing investment opportunities
the Monty Hall problem
building regulations
Brexit
the birds and the bees
public relations
the heat death of the universe
frisbees
astrophysics
feminism
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.