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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink about …

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the neighbour's hedge discrete mathematics Buddha the Easter bunny astrophysics the Kama Sutra the Monty Hall problem my use of offensive language yoga Donald Trump

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