Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Stink about …

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the birds and the bees the surveillance state antibiotic resistant bacteria climate change the history of mineralogy democracy high speed rail the merits of pineapple on pizza modern cryptography

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