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I was talking to my pet
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Pennywise
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the ageing population
the history of
the heat death of the universe
renewable energy
self-driving cars
fashion
molecular biology
Bitcoin
crystallography
amazing investment opportunities
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Dan
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