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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Daenerys
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
alien life
game theory
amazing investment opportunities
lyme disease
my use of offensive language
yoga
building regulations
self-driving cars
the heat death of the universe
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