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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Daenerys
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
the heat death of the universe
Santa Claus
yoga
antibiotic resistant bacteria
hair loss
electrical engineering
voting demographics
the merits of pineapple on pizza
lyme disease
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.