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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Weasley
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the ageing population
prison overpopulation
Brexit
game theory
peace in the Middle East
metallurgy
amazing investment opportunities
pedicures
cytology
this amazing sponge recipe
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Dan
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