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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Twilight Sparkle
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
Richard Dawkins
...foreign policy
wildfires
the neighbour's hedge
equal rights
the ageing population
Donald Trump
Buddha
mineralogy
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.