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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk about …

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artificial intelligence equal rights the neighbour's hedge famous authors of the nineteenth century the heat death of the universe democracy lyme disease frisbees self-driving cars earthquakes

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