Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

...foreign policy prison overpopulation Santa Claus the surveillance state cytology the war on drugs plastic pollution Donald Trump the birds and the bees wildfires

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