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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Spock
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
...sentient creatures
game theory
Bitcoin
chronic alcoholism
smart home gadgetry
quantum physics
socialism
hair loss
the Kama Sutra
artificial intelligence
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.