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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Bob
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
chronic alcoholism
mineralogy
molecular biology
the merits of pineapple on pizza
peace in the Middle East
climate change
how to make decent pastry
socialism
airport flight paths
fairies
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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