Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob about …

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Santa Claus my use of offensive language ...sentient creatures the war on drugs ...foreign policy trigonometry feminism Latin poetry the Monty Hall problem cytology

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