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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
guinea pig 🇬🇳
Rex
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cytology
famous authors of the nineteenth century
the birds and the bees
democracy
mineralogy
the merits of pineapple on pizza
bank interest rates
hair loss
prison overpopulation
theoretical linguistics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.