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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Izzy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
this amazing sponge recipe
game theory
building regulations
molecular biology
equal rights
voting demographics
Santa Claus
fairies
quantum physics
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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