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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Izzy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
building regulations
the merits of pineapple on pizza
democracy
crystallography
Buddha
fairies
biodiversity
information theory
prison overpopulation
squirrels
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.