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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Missy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
squirrels
biodiversity
amazing investment opportunities
the Easter bunny
the history of
Buddha
feminism
information theory
my use of offensive language
crystallography
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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