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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Peanut
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
fibre optics
prison overpopulation
...foreign policy
the history of
the Kama Sutra
squirrels
hair loss
neuroanatomy
pedicures
politics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.