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I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
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random pathetic excuse
metallurgy
astrophysics
the ageing population
Latin poetry
plastic pollution
game theory
frisbees
theoretical linguistics
Santa Claus
...foreign policy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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