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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Gus
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
cytology
alien life
skiing technique
high speed rail
taxation
theoretical linguistics
Buddha
modern cryptography
the history of
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.