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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Oscar
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
building regulations
prison overpopulation
the Monty Hall problem
fairies
...foreign policy
squirrels
electrical engineering
handbags
Santa Claus
biodiversity
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.