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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet monkey 🐒 Yoda about …

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the heat death of the universe amazing investment opportunities feminism taxation Santa Claus Richard Dawkins Brexit self-driving cars the merits of pineapple on pizza Game of Thrones

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