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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Murphy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
biodiversity
peace in the Middle East
trigonometry
prison overpopulation
Bitcoin
hair loss
the Kama Sutra
metallurgy
astrophysics
amazing investment opportunities
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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