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I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Dr
Sparkles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
plastic pollution
modern cryptography
fashion
frisbees
the war on drugs
information theory
...sentient creatures
Santa Claus
hair loss
Bitcoin
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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