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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles about …

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wildfires Richard Dawkins the surveillance state crystallography the birds and the bees antibiotic resistant bacteria peace in the Middle East prison overpopulation equal rights politics

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