Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet monkey 🐒 Toby about …

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...sentient creatures the heat death of the universe Richard Dawkins neuroanatomy fibre optics prison overpopulation plastic pollution quantum physics mineralogy the surveillance state

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