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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Dr
Stink
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
smart home gadgetry
earthquakes
fluid dynamics
lyme disease
chronic alcoholism
hair loss
politics
democracy
the influence of the Mafia
public relations
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.