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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Miss
Stink
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
fluid dynamics
artificial intelligence
amazing investment opportunities
hair loss
modern cryptography
politics
peace in the Middle East
airport flight paths
handbags
the surveillance state
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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