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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Weasley
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
Donald Trump
skiing technique
equal rights
crystallography
black holes
renewable energy
quantum physics
hair loss
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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