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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Kirk
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
amazing investment opportunities
squirrels
fibre optics
hair loss
famous authors of the nineteenth century
metallurgy
equal rights
alien life
airport flight paths
pedicures
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Dan
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