Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet monkey 🐒 Picard about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

ancient Greek mythology the Easter bunny astrophysics squirrels neuroanatomy fairies fibre optics the neighbour's hedge high speed rail wildfires

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.