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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Hufflepuff
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
renewable energy
how to make decent pastry
yoga
Richard Dawkins
equal rights
Brexit
the Easter bunny
the war on drugs
public relations
fairies
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.