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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Spock
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
the influence of the Mafia
modern cryptography
Buddha
amazing investment opportunities
molecular biology
fairies
socialism
hair loss
taxation
trigonometry
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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