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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
monkey 🐒
Rex
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
climate change
fluid dynamics
the neighbour's hedge
the influence of the Mafia
the ageing population
voting demographics
artificial intelligence
plastic pollution
squirrels
Santa Claus
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.