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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Sugar
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
biodiversity
ancient Greek mythology
chronic alcoholism
politics
the surveillance state
...sentient creatures
trigonometry
Bitcoin
handbags
bank interest rates
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.