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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Missy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
handbags
fibre optics
Richard Dawkins
feminism
the Kama Sutra
crystallography
the influence of the Mafia
prison overpopulation
taxation
metallurgy
Privacy policy
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Dan
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