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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Mrs
Wibble
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
taxation
astrophysics
bank interest rates
theoretical linguistics
information theory
democracy
the merits of pineapple on pizza
Donald Trump
frisbees
self-driving cars
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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