Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet rock ⚫️ Rufus about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza modern cryptography building regulations the birds and the bees lyme disease the neighbour's hedge the surveillance state the heat death of the universe this amazing sponge recipe astrophysics

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