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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
rock ⚫️
Dexter
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
how to make decent pastry
fluid dynamics
airport flight paths
climate change
the influence of the Mafia
skiing technique
discrete mathematics
the Kama Sutra
artificial intelligence
Brexit
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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